I know that this is a weak title I created, but even the author of the stories on FanFiction and the creator of this blog doesn't have time to come up with a decent title.
I don't think you know this, but I'm pretty rich. So if I don't wanna get sued for all this cash, I'd better tell the world who owns the characters and show, and blah, blah, blah!
I'll leave that to Double D.
So I'll have each post state all legal purposes and stuff.
Anyways, I bet you're wondering:
"Why is an Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy fanfiction writer who doesn't work for Danny Attounci at all writing a blog based on his characters?"
The answer: Entertainment.
People say that the actual show may end soon, after the movie, "Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy's Big Picture Show" comes out. It might, it might not.
This is why I'm creating an alternative entertainment purpose to all Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy fans out there.
And if you just read my fanfiction stories, that's okay too.
Otherwise, let's get on with the fun stuff.
My name is Edder, and people who enjoy me call me the 4th Ed. I respect that.
You see, one of our only sources of fame to the outside world is YouTube.
In our story, Youtube Ed, we create an account to start making videos.
(Note! Our Youtube account doesn't exist)
Normally, our videos are knockoffs of the formerly #1 most subscribed Youtube account, Smosh.
Of course, they exchanged places with third most subscribed, Fred, who we have no interest in copying videos.
We just finished, as mentioned in the 6th chapter of Youtube Ed the battle against commonly-unknown user, BlakAttk, until I used him and his friends for another entertainment purpose.
We lost, and Eddy lost three hairs. He grew them back the next minute.
In real life, BlakAttk is my FanFiction partner, ImmortalMerc, just so there's no confusion as to who's who.
For the battle, we gathered the three most subscribed accounts in Youtube history, Fred, NigaHiga, and Smosh to join us in our battle.
Alone, Roshizzle, the owner of BlakAttk and his three friends defeated the three, leaving Fred thinking adolescent thoughts, NigaHiga going to the arcade with their friend, Jay, and Smosh speaking a language people thought to be extinct.
Anyways, the battle is over, and when Youtube Ed is updated again, us Eds will move on with our lives.
Today, we got our report cards in school.
Eddy got a week's worth of detention for trying to change it to a grade that actually exists.
Ed is off with his aunt because of the report card. I sort of feel sorry for him, because buttered toast seems to be his favorite food, and he claims that his auntie never lets him butter his toast.
Double D and I both got straight A's, but he has comments and a history of straight A's.
I have no comments, and my GPA thing doesn't start until next year.
Because of all the classes Double D took, he's already got all of his college credentials, and he's younger than me by half a year.
I think I can figure out what's under his hat now. But since he's gone as far as doing the dreaded Chinese Water Torture on me to prevent me from telling anyone, I think I'll keep it a secret.
That's all for this week, but it you want more from this post, you can read the legal stuff below.
-Edder
Here are the links to places mentioned here.
Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy belongs to creator Danny Attounci.
And that's basically all I can think of.
