It's been a week since my first blog post was put up.
But a lot's happened since then.
My brother moved in, as Ed, Edd, Eddy, 'n Edder mentioned.
That's a story on FanFiction.
In chapter 1, I move to Peach Creek, almost immediately becoming friends with the other 3 Eds.
We played a video game, which Double D managed to win at the end.
After that, they gave me a test to truly become an Ed, which usually involves endurance, humiliation, and fear.
I had to balance myself over a pit of spikes that would kill me if I fell. I had three hours, and could only use my hands to stand on the pole.
Handstand over a pit of spikes for 3 hours.
I completed the test, and was then a true Ed. The 4th Ed.
In chapter 2, we were trapped in the school building, all alone because we had to watch a video that explains Rolf's culture. We all fell asleep before the video started, except Rolf.
Two hours later, we woke up, because the video ended.
We went to the entrance and opened the door, which caused a pile of snow to fall in on us.
We closed the door, and discovered that we were snowed in.
We tried numerous attempts to escape the school grounds, which usually involved myself being thrown over, flying over, and things like that.
Eventually, the Eds and I dug our way through to Double D's house.
The other kids were frozen in a block of ice, while we were watching movies and eating the best buttered popcorn a human could taste.
In chapter three, Kevin locked Eddy and me in Double D's locker.
10 minutes later, the bell rang, which basically deafened us for a minute, because there was a loudspeaker in everyone's locker.
We managed to get out and go to my house to play video games, but we discovered that my brother, Jed, was playing it.
We had to wait a week to prove that he was willing to be an Ed, because every friend he's stolen from me ended up going to boarding school, or jail. The kind of jail that people don't go to until they're 21. One of my older friends was nine when he went to that jail.
I heard that he's killed at least three guys in there, all of whom have committed crimes like arson, murder, grand theft, and all the other kinds.
One of the guys he killed tried to do a no-no thing to him, and the other two he just killed for the fun of it.
Back to the subject.
Jed is a conspirer, and this is why we had to wait a week.
When he went the week without doing anything like that, we gave him a test.
He had to run across the street and back wearing nothing but underwear or less.
He found a loophole in the plan.
He disabled all the street lights for the night and chose to run across the street and back wearing nothing at all.
Like I said, he's a conspirer.
But since he's my twin brother, I have somewhat the same personality.
Eddy yelled into a mega horn, which woke everyone up.
I shone a spotlight on the shocked Jed, and waited for his humility.
Fortunately for him, he's a better conspirer than the 9/11 guys who took over the plane.
He carried a mirror, which apparently reflected the spotlight's light, all of it, onto Jimmy's eyes.
So, I'm waiting for the deaths of all five of us Eds when Sarah sees Jimmy tomorrow.
Anyways, that's the end of that.
This week, in school, was report card week.
When Jed moved in, he took all his grades worse than Eddy's with him.
Remember when I said Jed was a conspirer?
He found a way to change his grades by hacking the school grid.
He may be suckish when it comes to math, but when it comes to computers, Jed's smarter than Edd and I combined, and that's saying something.
And while he was in there, he gave Double D and I each a B+.
I think Double D's going to door more that a Chinese Water Torture on him.
And I just might join him.
We're going on a trip to Hawaii, all 16 of us Peach Creek citizens.
We made a deal with the Kankers that if we took them, they wouldn't attack us.
I made an exception for the 4th Kanker, Kairie.
Kairie was here before Jed, yet some strange hole in time makes it so that Jed came first.
Kairie made her first appearance in Peach Creek Blood II: The Citizen Bloodshed, which is heck of a lot better than the 1st one.
About the trip to Hawaii, some Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy curse may just happen to get us to crash-land on an island, which would strand us for weeks.
But anyways, that's all I have for today.
See yall!
-Edder
CCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTT!
Um, hello? It's me, Jed.
I realize my bro, Edder hasn't published this post yet.
Let me update it a little.
Flight 39 Down is the story Edder's going to write.
I'm not going to pay for a pilot, and we probably will get stranded.
So I'm going to say this.
I didn't do it.
Otherwise, don't complain if we're stranded on an island, but he can still post on Blogspot.
So...
Holy cr--! Edder's coming into this room again.
Publish Post... Complete
